The 12 sponsorship opportunities of Christmas

  1. Swap red for orange and call him Fanta Claus
  2. Festive jingle: “We Three Kings of Oreo Are”
  3. Spread a rumour that Santa’s real name was Kris Pringle
  4. New year’s eve on a budget: Aldi Lang Syne
  5. Got holes in your socks? Try Stockingfilla
  6. Silent Nike
  7. Need to find carol lyrics? Microsoft Bing Crosby
  8. For kissable hair, Mistletoni & Guy (or for tasty hair, Pannettone & Guy)
  9. Away in Pret A Manger
  10. It Came Upon the Midnight Clearasil
  11. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, COMET, Curry’s, Donner, Blitzen
  12. Ding Dong Merrily on Heinz

Share yours in the comments or on Twitter, using the hashtag #BrandedChristmas.

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